Carl Jung
sitemanagerIn all chaos there is a cosmos, in all disorder a secret order.
George Washington
I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.
Siddhartha Buddha
It is your mind that creates this world.
Marcel Proust
In his younger days a man dreams of possessing the heart of the woman whom he loves; later, the feeling that he possesses the heart of a woman may be…
Benjamin Franklin
Half a truth is often a great lie.
Aristotle
Wit is educated insolence.
Thomas Jefferson
No man will ever bring out of the Presidency the reputation which carries him into it. To myself, personally, it brings nothing but increasing drudgery and daily loss of friends.
Winston Churchill
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.
Author Unknown
The biggest risk is not taking one.
Mark Twain
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
Martin Luther King Jr.
Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is a permanent attitude.
Dave Barry
Congress, after years of stalling, finally got around to clearing the way for informal discussions that might lead to possible formal talks that could potentially produce some kind of tentative…
Jeanne Moreau
Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Leonardo da Vinci
The faculty of imagination is both the rudder and the bridle of the senses.
Bruce Campbell
The movies that are the easiest to make are the hardest to watch.
Indira Gandhi
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Robert Frost
I have never started a poem yet whose end I knew. Writing a poem is discovering.
Siddhartha Buddha
Anger will never disappear so long as thoughts of resentment are cherished in the mind. Anger will disappear just as soon as thoughts of resentment are forgotten.
Charles Schulz
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
P.J. O’Rourke
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
Colin Powell
Experts often possess more data than judgment.
Martin Luther King Jr.
Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'
George Eliot
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Groucho Marx
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
Isaac Disraeli
The wise make proverbs, and fools repeat them.
George Bernard Shaw
Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
Jack Handey
Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
Mark Twain
Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.
James Michener
The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality. The permanent defeat of life comes when dreams are surrendered to reality.
Mark Twain
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Oscar Wilde
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Robin Williams
She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
Henry Van Dyke
Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.
C.S. Lewis
The proper rewards are not simply tacked on to the activity for which they are given, but are the activity itself in consummation.
Angelina Grimke
We are commanded to love God with all our minds, as well as with all our hearts, and we commit a great sin if we forbid or prevent that cultivation…
George Bernard Shaw
A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
Mark Twain
I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.
Henry Mencken
Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.
Albert Einstein
How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?
Olin Miller
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
Victor Hugo
How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark…
Phillip K. Dick
Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
E.B. White
I wake each morning torn between the desire to improve the world and the desire to enjoy it. It makes it hard to plan the day.
Theodore Roosevelt
Let individuals contribute as they desire; but let us prohibit in effective fashion all corporations from making contributions for any political purpose, directly or indirectly.
Author Unknown
Principles only mean something when you stick to them when its inconvenient.
Confucius
Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven.
Dave Barry
Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through an inner tube.
William Hazlitt
The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much.
Thomas Aquinas
Love takes up where knowledge leaves off.
Larry Wilde
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall.
Erna Bombeck
It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
Pablo Picasso
Genius is personality with two measures of talent.
Carl Sandburg
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
Jack Handey
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when…
Dave Barry
Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.
Patrick Henry
The liberties of a people never were, nor ever will be, secure, when the transactions of their rulers may be concealed from them.
Woodrow Wilson
Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul; the blue prints of your ultimate achievements.
Dave Barry
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are…
Tacitus
In a state where corruption abounds, laws must be very numerous.
Homer Simpson
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
William Blake
If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thru' narrow…
Mark Twain
Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow.
E.B. White
Advice to young writers who want to get ahead without annoying delays: don?t write about Man, write about 'a' man.
Victor Hugo
To learn to read is to light a fire; every syllable that is spelled out is a spark.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
GK Chesterton
The real argument against aristocracy is that it always means the rule of the ignorant. For the most dangerous of all forms of ignorance is ignorance of work.
Saul Bellow
She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own hand.
Pablo Picasso
The artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place: from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape.
Will Rogers
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Yogi Berra
It ain't over till it's over.
Douglas Adams
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae…
Edward Bulwer-Lytton
In life, as in art, the beautiful moves in curves.
John F. Kennedy
We dare not forget that we are the heirs of that first revolution.
Marcel Proust
We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us.
George Bernard Shaw
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Mahatma Gandhi
I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent.
Anne Sexton
When I'm writing, I know I'm doing the thing I was born to do.
Dave Barry
When you get right down to it, the Safety Lecture is a silly idea. I mean, if the passengers really thought the plane was going to crash, they wouldn't get…
Charles de Gaulle
How can you be expected to govern a country that has 246 kinds of cheese?
Henry Mencken
The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only…