Rudyard Kipling
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Dave Barry
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Mark Twain
Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.
John Wooden
Ability is a poor man's wealth.
Bill Clinton
There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
Thomas Edison
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
William Jennings Bryan
I believe one of the reasons so many do not get a higher education is the fear of their parents that they will lose more morally than they will receive…
James Michener
I was brought up in the great tradition of the late nineteenth century: that a writer never complains, never explains and never disdains.
Joseph Brodsky
Life -- the way it really is -- is a battle not between bad and good but between bad and worse.
Henry Kissinger
The Vietnam War required us to emphasize the national interest rather than abstract principles.
Aristotle
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.
Mark Twain
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
GK Chesterton
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
Orson Welles
A film is never really any good unless the camera is an eye in the head of a poet.
Albert Einstein
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
Jonathan Carroll
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later, when you're sure they won't laugh if you…
C.S. Lewis
Pride gets no pleasure out of having something, only out of having more of it than the next man.
Marcel Proust
Lies are essential to humanity. They are perhaps as important as the pursuit of pleasure and moreover are dictated by that pursuit.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.
Abraham Lincoln
To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.
Benjamin Disraeli
Change is inevitable. Change is constant.
J.V. Stewart
We are all victims of mythology in one way or another. We are the inheritors, and many times the propogators, of a desire to believe what we want to believe,…
Vince Lombard
If you can't accept losing, you can't win
Dave Barry
I realise that I'm making gender-based generalizations here, but my feeling is that if God did not want us to make gender-based generalizations, She would not have given us genders.
Matthew Clayfield
Cast off the shackles of this modern oppression and take back what is rightfully yours, because as William Shakespeare never wrote, 'Life is but a bullring, and we are but…
Steven Wright
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Victor Borge
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Jason Mechalek
Blood is the ink of our life's story.
Henry Mencken
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
P.J. O’Rourke
Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear.
Abraham Lincoln
Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.
Elbert Hubbard
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Roger Ebert
What makes us men is that we can think logically. What makes us human is that we sometimes choose not to.
Gene Mauch
Baseball and malaria keep coming back.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Skepticism is a virtue in history as well as in philosophy.
Gene Roddenberry
What we humans are is really a remarkable thing. How can you doubt that we will survive and mature? There may be a lot of wisdom in the old statement…
Theodore Roosevelt
There is quite enough sorrow and shame amd suffering and baseness in real life, and there is no need for meeting it unnecessarily in fiction.
Mae West
Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Thomas Paine
Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
GK Chesterton
The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice.
Bertrand Russell
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Alexander Hamilton
In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men the great difficulty lies in this: You must first enable the government to control the governed, and…
GK Chesterton
All but the hard hearted man must be torn with pity for this pathetic dilemma of the rich man, who has to keep the poor man just stout enough to…
George Bernard Shaw
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
Euripides
'Twas but my tongue, 'twas not my soul that swore.
Francis Bacon
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
Dick Cheney
It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you.
Satchel Paige
Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
Kurt Vonnegut
People have to talk about something just to keep their good voice boxes in working order, so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to…
T.S. Eliot
We know too much, and are convinced of too little. Our literature is a substitute for religion, and so is our religion.
Bill Maher
Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
William Shakespeare
I dote on his very absence.
Ansel Adams
Myths and creeds are heroic struggles to comprehend the truth in the world.
Robert Wilensky
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not…
Dorothy Sayers
Trouble shared is trouble halved.
James Matthew Barrie
Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others, cannot keep it from themselves.
George Bernard Shaw
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
Charles Darwin
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Winston Churchill
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel or envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
C.S. Lewis
If we did not bring to the examinations of our instincts a knowledge of their comparative dignity we could never learn it from them.
Ring Lardner
The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have.
Christopher Morley
Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She is a visitor who leaves behind the gift of grief, the souvenir of pain.
Saul Bellow
What is art but a way of seeing?
Friedrich Nietzsche
It is not the lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Benjamin Franklin
Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God.
Adlai Stevenson
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Mark Twain
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Kahlil Gibran
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit.
Erich Fromm
Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.'
Laurence Peter
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
Benjamin Franklin
He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees.
William F. Buckley
I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection with income tax policies.
Aristotle
Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms.
Henry Ward Beecher
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
Bill Gates
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.
Henry Ward Beecher
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
William Jennings Bryan
On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.