Orson Welles
sitemanagerMy doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Woodrow Wilson
Some Americans need hyphens in their names, because only part of them has come over; but when the whole man has come over, heart and thought and all, the hyphen…
Christopher Morley
Only the sinner has the right to preach.
Socrates
Let him that would move the world first move himself.
Saint Augustine
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life is a festival only to the wise.
Douglas MacArthur
The world is in a constant conspiracy against the brave. It?s the age-old struggle?the roar of the crowd on one side and the voice of your conscience on the other.
Crispin Glover
A 'geek' by definition is someone who eats live animals....I've never eaten live animals.
Nicolo Machiavelli
Ambition is so powerful a passion in the human breast, that however high we reach we are never satisfied.
Patrick Henry
It is when people forget God that tyrants forge their chains.
Mark Twain
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I would rather be governor of California than own Austria.
William Shakespeare
Boldness be my friend.
Bill Maher
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough.
Dorothy Parker
Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.
Theodore Roosevelt
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much…
Homer Simpson
If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
Samuel Johnson
Round numbers are always false.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeat. Of peace on earth, good-will to men!
Malcolm Forbes
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
Benjamin Franklin
When the well's dry, we know the worth of water.
Dave Barry
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
Earl Wilson
My idea of courage is the guy who has $500,000 tied up in the stock market and turns to the box scores first!
Friedrich Nietzsche
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Mae West
You're never too old to become younger.
Michael Jackson
I can't think of a better way to spread the message of world peace than by working with the NFL and being part of Super Bowl XXVII.
Benjamin Franklin
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Madonna Ciccone
I think that everyone should get married at least once, so you can see what a silly, outdated institution it is.
Mark Twain
Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
Ernest Hemingway
Decadence is a difficult word to use since it has become little more than a term of abuse applied by critics to anything they do not yet understand or which…
C.S. Lewis
If the universe is so bad...how on earth did human beings ever come to attribute it to the activity of a wise and good Creator?
Robert Frost
Poetry is what gets lost in translation.
Nelson Mandela
For me, survival is the ability to cope with difficulties, with circumstances, and to overcome them.
Abraham Lincoln
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
Friedrich Nietzsche
A few hours of mountain climbing turn a villain and a saint into two rather equal creature. Exhaustion is the shortest way to equality and fraternity, and liberty is added…
Margaret Thatcher
Of course it's the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story.
Theodore Roosevelt
War with evil; but show no spirit of malignity toward the man who may be responsible for the evil. Put it out of his power to do wrong.
Roger Ebert
All good art is about something deeper than it admits.
Cheris Kramerae
Feminism is the radical notion that women are human beings.
Daniel Webster
Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together.
Samuel Goldwyn
I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take advantage of it... The man who can smile at his breaks and grab his chances…
Marcus Aurelius
Be like the promontory against which the waves continually break, but it stands firm and tames the fury of the water around it.
Mother Teresa
Intense love does not measure, it just gives.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Thomas Paine
The Vatican is a dagger in the heart of Italy.
Jill Ruckleshaus
The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right.
George Washington
It is better to be alone than in bad company.
Thomas Huxley
All truth, in the long run, is only common sense clarified.
Alexis Dupuy
Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning.
Margaret Thatcher
I love argument, I love debate. I don't expect anyone just to sit there and agree with me, that's not their job.
Henny Youngman
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Henry Kissinger
There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall.
Henry Thoreau
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
Stephen King
Life is not a support system for art. It's the other way around.
William F. Buckley
We are so concerned to flatter the majority that we lose sight of how very often it is necessary, in order to preserve freedom for the minority, let alone for…
Mother Teresa
I believe in person to person. Every person is Christ for me, and since there is only one Jesus, that person is the one person in the world at that…
Charles Darwin
The fact of evolution is the backbone of biology, and biology is thus in the peculiar position of being a science founded on an improved theory, is it then a…
Plato
Death is not the worst than can happen to men.
William F. Buckley
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.
Hans Nouwens
In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged.
Erica Jong
I have accepted fear as a part of life - specifically the fear of change. I have gone ahead despite the pounding in the heart that says: turn back.
George Washington
Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.
Author Unknown
Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction.
Rush Limbaugh
The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
Stephen King
Time takes it all, whether you want it to or not. Time takes it all, time bears it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find…
Francis Bacon
Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
Henry Mencken
The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression…
Thomas Paine
That government is best which governs least.
John F. Kennedy
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.
Robin Williams
Cocaine is God's way of telling someone that they're too rich.
Mark Twain
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
Cardinal Bellarmine
To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin.
Plato
Must not all things at the last be swallowed up in death?
Henry Thoreau
If we will be quiet and ready enough, we shall find compensation in every disappointment.
Bill Cosby
Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
Dave Barry
A guy could have one major limb lying on the ground a full ten feet from the rest of his body, and he'd claim it was 'just a sprain'.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
If you want to be respected by others the great thing is to respect yourself. Only by that, only by self-respect will you compel others to respect you.
Socrates
If a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
George Carlin
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Winston Churchill
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.