Mark Twain
sitemanagerI am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
Phillip K. Dick
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
Thomas Edison
I continue to find my greatest pleasure, and so my reward, in the work that precedes what the world calls success.
Emily Dickinson
If I feel physically as if the top of my head were taken off, I know that is poetry.
Mother Teresa
We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.
Steven Wright
I have a hobby...I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it...
Paul Harvey
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
Author Unknown
Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
Ronald Reagan
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them away.
Oscar Wilde
I love acting. It is so much more real than life.
GK Chesterton
In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but…
Ronald Reagan
I hope that when you are my age, you will be able to say as I have been able to say: We lived in freedom. We lived lives that were…
Henry Kissinger
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
C.S. Lewis
God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world.
Ewan McGregor
Somone lying back getting a wank absolutely should be something we see in cinema.
Siddhartha Buddha
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
Frank Lloyd Wright
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Kahlil Gibran
If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don't, they never were.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
Ross Hersey
Look not back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around you in awareness.
Chris Bowyer
Exaggeration follows desperation.
Plato
You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
Alton Brown
I like television. I still believe that television is the most powerful form of communication on Earth -- I just hate what is being done with it.
Amy Bloom
Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of…
Clarence Darrow
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.
Stephen Hawking
The usual approach of science of constructing a mathematical model cannot answer the questions of why there should be a universe for the model to describe. Why does the universe…
Ty Cobb
The crowd makes the ballgame.
Baltasar Gracian
One deceit needs many others, and so the whole house is built in the air and must soon come to the ground.
Mother Teresa
It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men are what their mothers made them.
Julius Caesar
When the oak is felled the forest echoes with its fall, but a hundred acorns are sown silently by an unnoticed breeze.
Aristotle
If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the…
Thomas Paine
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
Thomas Carlyle
When the oak is felled the forest echoes with its fall, but a hundred acorns are sown silently by an unnoticed breeze.
Albert Einstein
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
Stephen King
If I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out. I'm not proud.
Oscar Wilde
I am not young enough to know everything.
Dorothy Parker
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.
Edmund Burke
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Adlai Stevenson
A politician is a statesman who approaches every question with an open mouth.
Mark Twain
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
Laurence Peter
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Ronald Reagan
Trust the people. This is the one irrefutable lesson of the entire postwar period contradicting the notion that rigid government controls are essential to economic development.
Siddhartha Buddha
On life's journey faith is nourishment, virtuous deeds are a shelter, wisdom is the light by day and right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a…
Gloria Steinem
Writing is the only thing that, when I do it, I don't feel I should be doing something else.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend.
Socrates
An unexamined life is not worth living.
Abraham Lincoln
The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.
Aldous Huxley
An unexciting truth may be eclipsed by a thrilling lie.
Charles Darwin
Nothing before had ever made me thoroughly realize, though I had read various scientific books, that science consists in grouping facts so that general laws or conclusions may be drawn…
Theodore Roosevelt
It behooves every man to remember that the work of the critic is of altogether secondary importance, and that, in the end, progress is accomplished by the man who does…
William Shakespeare
It's not enough to speak, but to speak true.
Walter Lippman
Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.
Fulton J. Sheen
The only way to win audiences is to tell people about the life and death of Christ. Every other approach is a waste.
GK Chesterton
Men do not differ much about what things they will call evils; they differ enormously about what evils they will call excusable.
George Patton
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
Andy Warhol
They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
Henry Mencken
A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.
Bill Gates
Today, you always know whether you are on the Internet or on your PC's hard drive. Tomorrow, you will not care and may not even know.
Jack Handey
Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings.
Thomas Paine
From such beginnings of governments, what could be expected, but a continual system of war and extortion?
George Washington
My observation is that whenever one person is found adequate to the discharge of a duty. Iit is worse executed by two persons, and scarcely done at all if three…
C.S. Lewis
If one is only to talk from first-hand experience, conversation would be a very poor business.
Martin Luther King Jr.
A riot is the language of the unheard.
Yogi Berra
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Sun Tzu
This does not mean that the enemy is to be allowed to escape. The object is to make him believe that there is a road to safety, and thus prevent…
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
George MacDonald
Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state.
Alexander Hamilton
Nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty.
John Adams
The jaws of power are always open to devour, and her arm is always stretched out, if possible, to destroy the freedom of thinking, speaking, and writing.
Benjamin Franklin
The first mistake in public business is the going into it.
Jack Handey
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's…
Winston Churchill
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Billy Graham
There is no joy in life like the joy of sharing.
Dave Barry
We humans do not need to leave Earth to get to a hostile, deadly, alien environment; we already have Miami.
George Washington
My first wish is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth.
Groucho Marx
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Elbert Hubbard
Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive.
Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Oscar Wilde
Everyone who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.