Yogi Berra
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Mark Twain
Duties are not performed for duty's sake, but because their neglect would make the man uncomfortable. A man performs but one duty - the duty of contenting his spirit, the…
Thomas Jefferson
I would rather be exposed to the inconveniencies attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
Douglas Adams
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Dante Alighieri
The secret of getting things done is to act!
Francois Marie Arouet (Voltaire)
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Mae West
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Oscar Wilde
An engagement should come on a young girl as a surprise, pleasant or unpleasant, as the case may be. It is hardly a matter that she could be allowed to…
Calvin Coolidge
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I think I'll go along with them.
Dave Barry
If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would…
T.S. Eliot
Business today consists in persuading crowds.
GK Chesterton
Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to that arrogant oligarchy who merely…
William Shakespeare
Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once.
Author Unknown
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.
Kahlil Gibran
No human relation gives one possession in another...every two souls are absolutely different. In friendship and in love, the two side by side raise hands together to find what one…
Tacitus
Reason and judgment are the qualities of a leader.
Author Unknown
Can't live with 'em. Can't legally torture them to death.
Mark Twain
When angry count to four; when very angry, swear.
Theodore Roosevelt
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.
Theodore Roosevelt
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Fannie Hurst
A woman has to be twice as good as a man to go half as far.
Benjamin Franklin
As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every idle silence.
Pierre Berton
A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.
George Washington
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
Tom Stoppard
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good.
John F. Kennedy
Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.
Dwight Eisenhower
I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much…
Bertrand Russell
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.
W.C. Fields
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
Confucius
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Henry Mencken
Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration - courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and, above all, love of the truth.
Elbert Hubbard
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
Joseph Stalin
Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't let our people have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?
Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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Mike Tyson
I haven't been with a woman in nine months.
Marcel Proust
Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed; to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.
Britney Spears
The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.
Will Rogers
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what…
William Jennings Bryan
The humblest citizen of all the land; when clad in the armour of a righteous cause; is stronger than all the hosts of Error.
J.F. Clarke
The atheist has no hope.
Robert Frost
Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.
George Orwell
At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
John F. Kennedy
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer but the right answer.
Francois Marie Arouet (Voltaire)
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse. One comfort we have: Cincinnati sounds worse.
Thomas Edison
There is no substitute for hard work.
GK Chesterton
When people stop believing in God, they don't believe in nothing -- they believe in anything.
Alexander Hamilton
Power over a man's subsistence is power over his will.
John F. Kennedy
We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch.
Pablo Picasso
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
Mahatma Gandhi
Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed.
Mark Twain
George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
Alexis de Tocqueville
However energetically society in general may strive to make all the citizens equal and alike, the personal pride of each individual will always make him try to escape from the…
J.R.R. Tolkien
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Thomas Paine
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
As soon as beauty is sought not from religion and love, but for pleasure, it degrades the seeker.
Isaac Disraeli
After all, it is style alone by which posterity will judge of a great work, for an author can have nothing truly his own but his style.
Mark Twain
With ignorance and arrogance, success is assured.
Eleanor Roosevelt
The giving of love is an education in itself.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.
Thomas Jefferson
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.
Dave Barry
Like many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming public, I am not good at grasping modern art.
Rush Limbaugh
I don't intellectually understand you people. I don't understand your hate, I don't understand your rage, I don't understand what it is about the goodness of this country you can't…
Laurence Peter
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
C.S. Lewis
The surest way of spoiling a pleasure is to start examining your satisfaction.
Siddhartha Buddha
What we are today comes from our thoughts of yesterday and our present thoughts build our life tomorrow. Our life is the creation of our mind.
Socrates
Only the extremely ignorant or the extremely intelligent can resist change.
Samuel Adams
The country shall be independent, and we will be satisfied with nothing short of it.
Oscar Wilde
Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attraction of others.
Laurence Peter
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
Will Rogers
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
C.S. Lewis
You find out more about God from the Moral Law than from the univerise in general just as you find out more about a man by listening to his conversation…
Francis William Bourdillon
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Konrad von Gesner
Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.
Will Rogers
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Marcel Proust
In a separation it is the one who is not really in love who says the more tender things.
Benjamin Franklin
Never confuse motion with action.
Dale Carnegie
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love, that no one could ever have loved so before us, and that no one will…