Baltasar Gracian
sitemanagerThe wise man does at once what the fool does finally.
Alfred Hitchcock
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Helen Keller
It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
Bill Cosby
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
Stephen King
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
Pablo Picasso
Bad artists copy. Great artists steal.
Thomas Paine
It is the madness of folly, to expect mercy from those who have refused to do justice; and even mercy, where conquest is the object, is only a trick of…
Bill Maher
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
John Greenleaf Whittier
God's colors all are fast.
Napoleon Bonaparte
There are only two forces in the world, the sword and the spirit. In the long run the sword will always be conquered by the spirit.
Fulton J. Sheen
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Oscar Wilde
To have the reputation of possessing the most perfect social tact, talk to every woman as if you loved her, and to every man as if he bored you.
Edmund Burke
If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed.
Booker T. Washington
I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him.
Winston Churchill
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Emily Dickinson
Whenever a thing is done for the first time, it releases a little demon.
Mother Teresa
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Robert Frost
You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's.
Dave Barry
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
Jack Handey
It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight,…
Henry Van Dyke
Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who…
Alphonse Karr
If we are to abolish the death penalty, I should like to see the first step taken by my friends the murderers.
Siddhartha Buddha
If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change.
Friedrich Nietzsche
God is dead.
John Wayne
If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Frank Moore Colby
Clever people seem not to feel the natural pleasure of bewilderment, and are always answering questions when the chief relish of a life is to go on asking them.
Nelson Henderson
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, whose shade you do not expect to sit.
Bill Lee
Baseball is the belly-button of our society.
William Shakespeare
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Remember to lean back in the parade so everybody can see the president. Be sure not to get too…
Henry Ford
History is more or less bunk.
Alexis de Tocqueville
America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great.
J.K. Rowling
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
Herbert Samuel
It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.
Abraham Lincoln
Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. steroids life
GK Chesterton
Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God.
Simeon Strunsky
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
Jack Handey
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's…
Bill Cosby
Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.
Friedrich Nietzsche
What is happiness? The feeling that power is growing, that resistance is overcome.
Henry Mencken
In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite device of persons with something to sell.
GK Chesterton
Great truths can only be forgotten and can never be falsified.
Martin Luther King Jr.
A lie cannot live.
Pablo Picasso
Youth has no age.
Erica Jong
Sex and creativity are often seen by dictators as subversive activities.
Colin Powell
Many interviewers when they come to talk to me, think they're being progressive by not mentioning in their stories any longer that I'm black. I tell them, 'Don't stop now.…
C.S. Lewis
We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid…
Isaac Newton
I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the first dawning opens gradually, by little and little, into a full and clear light.
Ambrose Bierce
PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom ? and of whom only ? it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did…
Blaise Pascal
I maintain that, if everyone knew what others said about him, there would not be four friends in the world.
William Shakespeare
This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
H.G. Wells
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Samuel Adams
It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds.
Tom Seaver
There are only two places in the league--first place and no place.
George Bernard Shaw
Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.
Author Unknown
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
Kahlil Gibran
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife.
Steve Martin
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
George Burns
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
Samuel Goldwyn
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?
Henry Mencken
The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.
Henry Kissinger
No side will win the Battle of the Sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Colin Powell
Leadership is solving problems. The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help or…
Pablo Picasso
I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
Bertrand Russell
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.
Earl Warren
The sports page records people's accomplishments; The front page nothing but their failures.
George Washington
There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and pursue it steadily.
Hillary Clinton
No government can love a child, and no policy can substitute for a family's care.
Dwight Eisenhower
Things are more like they are today than they have ever been before.
Dwight Eisenhower
Speeches are for the younger men who are going places. And I'm not going anyplace except six feet under the floor of that little chapel adjoining the museum and library…
Henry Kissinger
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
Laurence Peter
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Benjamin Franklin
Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.
Marcel Proust
It is seldom indeed that one parts on good terms, because if one were on good terms, one would not part.
Henny Youngman
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Theodore Roosevelt
Our country offers the most wonderful example of democratic government on a giant scale that the world has ever seen; and the peoples of the world are watching to see…
Johnny Carson
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Confucius
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
Martin Luther King Jr.
A right delayed is a right denied.